Category Archives: WTF

Japanese Cannibal Rapist Roams Free in Tokyo

Yes, I know this is the coolest title I’ve had for any entry yet. I saw this video on YouTube a few days ago, but since the Navy is super lame and blocks it, I’ve uploaded it to DailyMotion for all to see. The video, originally titled “Night Stalkers in Japan,” is an Australian [...]

Screw Rambo, Make “Over the Top 2!”

So this weekend I saw Cloverfield. I completely spoiled it for myself before I went to the theater by reading a bunch of reviews, but it was still pretty cool. One of the guys on the boat, Lloyd, our ship’s resident movie expert, movie snob, Mayor of Creepville, etc., went and saw Rambo instead. [...]

Crappy WordPress Error.

As you can tell, my WordPress is taking a dive. I’ve been getting a few blank comments lately, but didn’t think anything of it really. Now I have these gawdy errors, and I’m behind a firewall that blocks the CPanel port. It’s a pretty easy fix too.
Never mind! Klumsi fixed it, and all things are [...]

Discount-Mats.com: Screw the Troops!

Snopes has an article about a soldier, SGT Jason Hess, who was looking to purchase mats for the guys in his unit, and contacted a discount mat retailer to inquire as to whether or not they shipped to military APO/FPO addresses. Instead of just giving him a “sorry, but we don’t” as a reply, they [...]

Business 2.0: People are Dumb.

I just happened to stumble across Clipart.com, a site that actually charges money for the boring clipart you stare at during mind-numbing PowerPoint presentations. The worst part is that something like this wouldn’t exist if people were actually forking money over for it. It got me thinking about a lot of other stupid services that [...]

Numa Numa The Navy Way!

Anyone who’s been underway knows how boring it can get. Sometimes it gets so boring that you and your shipmates will do all types of off the wall shit just to keep everyone sane. That’s what a group of sailors in this unofficial Navy version of the “numa numa” video did. It was done by [...]

The Only Text-Only T-shirt I’d Ever Wear.

Seriously…

Thanks to Tee Generator for letting me vent my current frustration.

Lost my iPod.

As it stands, I can’t find my iPod. I didn’t lose it because I know where I put it, it’s just no longer there. I don’t think someone stole it, yet, but just used it and misplaced it. Despite the fact that I’m infuriated beyond belief, I’m keeping hope that it will turn up before [...]

World’s Best White Rapper, Denny “Blazen” Hazen.

I saw this video on YouTube of some guy from the early 90s trying to market himself as the “Average Homeboy.” He’s a white middle class guy who doesn’t do drugs, and expresses himself through rap. This is just too good.
I’m not the typical rapper that you’ll meet.
I dont live in a box nor was [...]

Creepy Picture

Does this picture creep anyone else out, or is it just me?

A Truly Dangerous Idea…

I came across a story about Edge.com, an online magazine, asking a bunch of intellectual types to write a short essay on their most dangerous idea. I didn’t get it at first, but after reading a few of them…I feel doomed. There are well over 70 different answers to the question, so I didn’t read [...]

Google is Anti-Christmas!

Even they prefer the “Happy Holidays” crap

The Most Evil Easter Bunny Ever!

While my mother and I were going through boxes of old family photos, I found this little gem of my mother’s cousin sitting on what looks to be the most evil Easter bunny ever. Oddly enough it doesn’t seem to phase her. Anyone want to venture a guess at what the evil bunny is really [...]

Porn Spam Gone Wild

Has anyone been getting an influx of porn spam? For the past few weeks I’ve been getting inundated with spam, all from the same spammer(s), with really graphic titles and messages, and an obscure random lettered URL. I know damn well the links have nothing to do with their subject lines, but I find myself [...]

Broaden Your Horizons: Arabic Music!

One thing I really enjoyed about my time in Bahrain, besides the beautiful women, was the music culture. One of the few channels the TV in my hotel had, was the equivalent of Arab MTV, and I would watch it for a good 2 hours a day. I never understood the words, but the music [...]

Ever Wonder What Norwegians Sound Like?

Getting Maja & Anneli to say Dirty Sanchez!

Flickr: Attack of the Birds!

My First Flickr Set!

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